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dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

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Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.

(Source: teejaypineapple)

If someone names their daughter “bum” and she breaks up with a boyfriend. They would call him bums ex boyfriend. Which sounds like bumsex boyfriend. Which is funny

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