why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
too soon
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
WHAT
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
the holocaust
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
What did a one armed boy get for Christmas?
Cancer.
(Source: chickensandwich)
Devil Fanboys May Cry
Am I honestly the only person who genuinely enjoyed the new DMC?
